My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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