why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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