I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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