ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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