so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
As shirtless as possible
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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