Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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