u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
All I want is dick and wine.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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