how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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