If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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