It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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