So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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