Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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