you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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