theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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