saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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