problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
why is half of my head shaved?
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