i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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