i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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