The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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