okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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