Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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