You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
