Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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