my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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