That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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