singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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