honey bunches of taint.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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