i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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