Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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