let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Randomize
