Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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