I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
