I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
My feet surprised me
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
