Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
