Last Night in Pennsylvania (412)

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  i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note

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  you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"

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  It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party

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  he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms

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  if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend

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  my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags

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  Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.

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  I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on

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  Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.

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  It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.

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  when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink

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  When are you getting back?

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  Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days

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  Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.

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  Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?

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  4 pairs might be a bit much

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  Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.

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