He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
