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(256): View more from Alabama

Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine

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(406): View more from Montana

you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"

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(904): View more from Florida

Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.

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(863): View more from Florida

There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.

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