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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.

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(561): View more from Florida

I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.

(847): View more from Illinois

i think the last part kind of negates the first part there

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(847): View more from Illinois

I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love

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(240): View more from Maryland

I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.

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(646): View more from New York

Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities

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