I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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