Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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