theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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