Christians are straight up FREAKS
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
We had to coat check the pizza.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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