yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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