We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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