You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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