My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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