Do you still have your period?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Randomize
