Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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