I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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