Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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